1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly
acceptable. Especially at lunch time.
2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely
they're shutting just as you should be going out?
3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has turned up on time,
you're surprised he turned up at all.
4) You've been part of a botellon.
5) You think it's fine to comment on everyone´s appearance. And to openly
stare at strangers.
6) Not giving every new acquaintance dos besos seems so rude.
7) You're shocked by people getting their legs out at the first hint of sun -
surely they should wait until at least late June?
8) On msn you sometimes type 'jajaja' instead of 'hahaha'
9) You think the precious aceite is a vital part of every meal. And don't
understand how anyone could think olive oil on toast is weird.
10) You're amazed when TV ad breaks last less than half an hour, especially
right before the end of films.
11) You forget to say please when asking for things - you implied it in your
tone of voice, right?
12) You love the phenomenon of giving 'toques' - but hate explaining it in
14) You don't see sunflower seeds as a healthy snack - they're just what all
the cool kids eat.
15) You know what a pijo is and how to spot one.
16) Every sentence you speak contains at least one of these words: 'bueno,' 'coño,'
'vale,' 'venga,' 'pues nada'...
17) You know what 'resaca' means. And you probably had one at least once a
week when you lived in Spain.
18) You know how to eat boquerones.
19) A bull's head on the wall of a bar isn't a talking point for you, it's
just a part of the decor.
20) You eat lunch after 2pm & would never even think of having your
evening meal before 9.
21) You know that after 2pm there's no point in going shopping, you might as
well just have a siesta until 5 when the shops re-open.
22) If anyone insults your mother, they better watch out...
23) You know how to change a bombona. And if you don't, you were either lazy
or lucky enough to live somewhere nice.
24) It's not rude to answer the intercom to your flat by asking 'Quien?' (or
maybe that was just my flatmate...)
25) You don't accept beer that's anything less than ice-cold.
26) The fact that all the male (or female) members of a family have the same
first name doesn't surprise you.
27) The sound of mopeds in the background is the soundtrack to your life.
28) You know that the mullet didn't just happen in the 80s. It is alive and
well in Spain.
29) You know the differenc between cojones and cajones, tener calor and estar
caliente, bacalao and bakalao, pollo and polla, estar hecho polvo and echar un
polvo...and maybe you learned the differences the hard way!
30) On a Sunday morning, you have breakfast before going to bed, not after you
31) You don't see anything wrong with having a couple of beers in the morning
if you feel like it.
32) Floors in certain bars are an ideal dumping ground for your colillas,
servilletas etc. Why use a bin?!
33) You see clapping as an art form, not just a way to express approval.
34) You know ensaladilla rusa has nothing to do with Russia.
35) When you burst out laughing every time you see a Mitsubishi Pajero
36) You have friends named Jesus, Jose Maria, Maria Jose, Angel, maybe even
37) You know that 'ahora' doesn't really mean now. Hasta ahora, ahora
38)When you make arrangements to meet friends at 3, the first person turns up
at 3.15...if you're lucky!
39) Central heating is most definitely a foreign concept. In winter, you just
huddle around the heater under the table & pull the blanket up over your
knees...and sleep with about 5 blankets on your bed!
40) Most women under 30 own a pair of those attractive 'Aladdin' style
trousers with the crotch around the knees (you know what I mean!)
41) Aceite de oliva is 'muy sano', of course. So you help yourself to a bit
42)When women think that clear bra straps are in fact invisible.
43) When it's totally normal for every kitchen to have a deep-fat fryer but no
44) Te cagas en la leche....
45) To avoid that cheap Eristoff vodka you have to ask for 'un esmirnoff'
46) When you know what a guiri is / have been called one
47) When you add 'super' in front of any adjective for emphasis
48) When it's completely normal for men and women to have at least one facial
49) When you pay for something that's, say, 8.50, you always ask, 'Quieres el
50) Blonde girls actually start to think their name is 'rubia'
51) When you accept that paying with a 50 euro note is going to get you a
dirty look if you're buying something that costs less than 40 euros
52) If something is great, it's 'de puta madre'
53) You can eat up to 5 times a day - first breakfast, 2nd breakfast around
11.30, almuerzo, merienda, cena
54) You know the jingle for Los Cuarenta Principales...
55) If you see someone wearing a T-shirt with something written on it in
English, you can almost guarantee it won't make sense. (Pebble Night was a
56) When you go into a bank/bakery etc, it's standard practice to ask 'Quien
es la ultima?'
57) Who needs a dryer when you have a washing line outside the window of your
58) You know what 'marcha' and 'juerga' are. (Of course!)
59) You are more likely to call your friends tio/a, nena, chaval, macho or
even tronco than their real name.
60) Love it or hate it, you can't escape reggaeton.